Dear Netflix,

Please don't worry.  We'll be sending back that copy of Mary Poppins to you shortly.  I know we've had it since before Thanksgiving.  It's just that we really, really, really love it.  I don't know how many times we've watched it, either in part or in whole.  Our favorite scene is Step in Time.  Or maybe it's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.  No, no.  Surely it's I Love to Laugh.  That part is hilarious.  We love when Bert goes up to the ceiling.  But then there is Fidelity Fiduciary Bank.  That's my husband's favorite.  And his rendition makes us all love it.  We also really love One Man Band and Let's Go Fly a Kite.  Those are probably our favorites.  Or is it A Spoonful of Sugar?  Well, I imagine that you can see now why it is that we've had your copy of Mary Poppins since November.  We just love it too much to send it back to you.  The good news is, however, that we should be able to send it back to you early next week.  Our brand new copy of Mary Poppins is scheduled to be shipped by Amazon this Friday.  We did choose Super Saver Shipping, however, since you've been so kind in letting us keep your copy for so long.  What's a few more days, right?  You know, to save a few bucks?  Anywho, we really appreciate your willingness to share with us for so long.  We've thoroughly enjoyed ourselves, gaining a new appreciation for a classic movie, while bonding as a family.  Please know that when this disc is returned to you, it won't have warts or smell of barley water.  It will, however, be very sweet and fairly pretty.  And it will be sent with lots and lots of love.

Spitspot,
Nancy for all of the Saladas